Pretentious Much?

C: so, did i tell you i went on a date last week?
J: oh yeah how'd that go?
C: well, she lives a couple blocks from you R
R: werd
C: so... we went to get something to eat at this restaurant that was 50 a plate
R: what's it called?
C: i dunno, she lives around you though -- anyway, so when i went to pick her up, she said she forgot something, so we went into the garage and she forgot her FERRARI keys in her LAMBO n then we took her FERRARI to dinner.
J: WHAT?
C: yeah
J: WHAT?
C: yeah, lambo, anyway, i don't care about that shit, so, yeah she kinda weirded out that i didn't care bout that shit, so we took a joy ride in her FERRARI and i wasn't actin or anytnhing so she asked 'saw dark knight?' i said yeah, so she took the LAMBO same as the one in batman, same!
J: WHAT?
C: yeah, the same one, and we soared down wacker, and just went NUTS
J: WHAT?
C: yeah
J: was she driving?
C: yeah
J: KEEEEEEEPPPPPPPER
(r: ptsh)
C: i'm not like that man!